Comments on: Classical Geek jokes

By: The Count

The Count — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 05:34:35 +0000

Yes, another great geek joke, very much along the lines of the Descartes one above.

By: Nick

Nick — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 00:07:42 +0000

Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop asks: “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg answers: “No, but I know exactly where I am.”

By: Squinky

Squinky — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:30:41 +0000

One atom collides with another:

“Are you all right?”
“Yes, but I think I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m positive!”

By: The Count

The Count — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:35:38 +0000

Yes, another classic math joke. Though it doesn’t take much geekiness to understand.

By: Dmitry

Dmitry — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:26:12 +0000

Here is one from the kindergarten:

Why did 6 ran away from 7 ?
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Because 7 8 9 …

Ha ha.