Comments on: Classical Geek jokes

By: mookiemu

mookiemu — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 14:54:16 +0000

A geek pick-up line:
I’m sine, you’re cosine, together we are one.

By: Derekd

Derekd — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 10:50:43 +0000

Fractal Fairy Tale

A young married couple of five years decided to seek counseling in order to improve their communication.
After a few sessions the Dr. figured it was time to employ Rorschach.
At the second session of looking at images, things started to reverse from their previous successes.
The following conversation took place;

Doctor: Mary, tell me what you see here.
Mary: I see two swans that are very fond of each other.
Doctor: Very good. John, tell us what you see.
John: I see the Mandelbrot set.
Mary: See what I mean, Doctor?
Doctor: Yes, we are making progress. He used to see Maxwell’s Demon.

By: The Count

The Count — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 23:15:54 +0000

I do! You’re right, it is harder to get just by hearing it, but the only people I know who would get it can also do that stuff in their heads.

By: Bruce Harrison

Bruce Harrison — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 22:14:45 +0000

“Q: Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.”

This is also an example of a visual joke. Try telling it (:

By: Len Gutkin

Len Gutkin — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 09:18:22 +0000

Another great post as always thanks I really had a hard time with math throughout grade school. Finding a nearby tutor rescued me.

By: The Count

The Count — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 14:15:57 +0000

That’s a new one on me. Nice!

By: Zivivi

Zivivi — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 08:03:43 +0000

I would love to change the World but they won’t give me the source code…

By: The Count

The Count — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 05:34:35 +0000

Yes, another great geek joke, very much along the lines of the Descartes one above.

By: Nick

Nick — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 00:07:42 +0000

Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop asks: “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg answers: “No, but I know exactly where I am.”

By: Squinky

Squinky — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:30:41 +0000

One atom collides with another:

“Are you all right?”
“Yes, but I think I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m positive!”